An Army in Ink

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post as been made

raptorific:

I’M SO ANGRY

SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”

AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”

WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”

AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”

BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK

shattystrashstache:

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

thesherlokian:


damn straight

thesherlokian:

damn straight

lightbulbidea:

haleybourget:

OH MY GOD HAH HAHA

This will never not be funny

timecrossedlovers:

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN

timecrossedlovers:

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN